Thursday, March 30, 2006

Jay and Silent Bob Kick Smack!

The whole Kevin Smith nerd backlash mystifies me. I'm still a big fan of New Jersey Fats. His blog is a daily stop for me. Over the past couple of days he's been detailing Jason Mewes' heroin problem and it's eventual defeat.

It's typical Kevin Smith; funny, heartfelt stuff. Give it a read.

Me and My Shadow, Pt. 1

Me and My Shadow, Pt. 2

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Cute stuff


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It is...accomplished.

I, METAMORPHOSER

To explain the post written in Sixmilliondollarmanese, I'm going to be repurposing this here blog to be more than my whimsical dalliance with movies and other assorted crap.

I'm going to be throwing lots of photos up here. Anything and everything. If you SMIRKONAUTS care to suggest, plead, or demand...I'll aim to oblige.

Other thing, I'm making a movie. I've jerked around and made really amateurish short films and the like, but this will be my first stab at the real thing. I've written a script, purchased the hardware, and made roads to getting a cast and crew up and running. So I'll be dumping all that stuff here.

Enjoy actual content for a change, suckers!

Coming Soon to the KATANGADOME

Plot Synopsis: Locked behind the walls of a convent are an order of beautiful nuns whose vows force them to forget the pleasures of sexual contact. Crazed with lust and desire many of the nuns pleasure themselves and each other in fear of the Mother Superior. One night a wounded man is found on the grounds of the convent and is brought inside to be healed. He becomes the focus of the young nuns' desires as each one tries to visit this young man. But along with him has come the evil force of Satan. A local priest proceeds to exorcise the demon from within the holy building driving the nuns into a delirium of sexual madness.


Monday, March 27, 2006

WHAT IF...



Created by English Warlord Charlie 15Years Brigden

Monday, March 20, 2006

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him."

"We have the technology.
Better than he was before.

Better,
Stronger,
Faster."


Changes are coming soon.

Friday, March 17, 2006

"Enough is enough...I've had it with these muthafuckin' snakes."

The cure for cancer:
Right here.

Snaked (HA) from Sir Pinch at devincf who trawls all the internets at the same time.